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Archivado en Humor • Fecha: 23-01-2006 13:59:43

01. Síntoma: Pies fríos y húmedos.

Causa: El vaso está siendo agarrado en ángulo incorrecto.

Solución: Gira el vaso hasta que la parte abierta quede hacia arriba.

02. Síntoma: Pies calientes y mojados.

Causa: Ya te measte.

Solución: Ve a secarte al baño más próximo.

03. Síntoma: La pared de enfrente está llena de luces.

Causa: Te has caído de espaldas.

Solución: Posiciona tu cuerpo a 90º con respecto al suelo.

04. Síntoma: Tu boca está llena de colillas de cigarros.

Causa: Te has caído de bruces sobre el cenicero.

Solución: Escupe todo y enjuágate la boca con un buen "gintonic".

05. Síntoma: El suelo está borroso.

Causa: Estás mirando a través de un vaso vacío.

Solución: Más de tu bebida favorita.

06. Síntoma: El suelo se está moviendo.

Causa: Estás siendo arrastrado.

Solución: Pregunta a dónde te llevan por lo menos.

07. Síntoma: Reflejo múltiple de caras mirándote desde el agua.

Causa: Estás en el inodoro, intentando vomitar.

Solución: Metete el dedo (en la garganta).

08. Síntoma: Oyes que la gente habla produciendo un misterioso eco.

Causa: Tienes el vaso en la oreja

Solución: Deja de hacer el payaso.

09. Síntoma: La discoteca se mueve mucho, la gente viste de blanco y la música es muy repetitiva.

Causa: Estás en una ambulancia.

Solución: No moverse. Posible coma etílico o congestión alcohólica.

10. Síntoma: Tu padre está muy raro y todos tus hermanos te miran con curiosidad.

Causa: Te has equivocado de casa.

Solución: Pregunta si te pueden indicar por dónde queda la tuya.

11. Síntoma: Un enorme foco de luz de la discoteca te ciega la vista.

Causa: Estás en la calle tirado y ya es de día.

Solución: Café y una buena siesta.

Escrito por cintia rodriguez
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